Em Sturz" (4:54:53 PM): "Dear God... "Em Sturz" (4:55:00 PM): It's me, Emily foodfreak429 (4:55:15 PM): 4th time!!! see this is what happens when i like a song... i listen to it soooo many times "Em Sturz" (4:55:25 PM): I know that you might not get this since I'm writing on the computer... "Em Sturz" (4:55:28 PM): But you're God. "Em Sturz" (4:55:34 PM): You can do anything you want to. "Em Sturz" (4:55:43 PM): I'm even using really good grammar. "Em Sturz" (4:56:00 PM): Well anyway, the reason that I'm talking to you is that foodfreak429 (4:56:16 PM): Even Miss. Skatz would approve, God! "Em Sturz" (4:56:18 PM): This is true God "Em Sturz" (4:56:53 PM): But I'm writing because I really would appreciate it if You would help Samuel Berkowitz to grow the courage to talk to my friend here, Amanda. "Em Sturz" (4:57:32 PM): They really need to have a talk. See, I'm not so familiar with the 10 Comandments (I'm sorry for that God, I'll read up tonight) "Em Sturz" (4:58:21 PM): But I think that if there isn't one that says "Thout Shalt Not Dis Ones Ex-Girlfriends" "Em Sturz" (4:58:25 PM): there should be "Em Sturz" (4:59:18 PM): Because, you see, Sam did a terrible thing. And now Amanda is going to ask for an appology. And Sam, well, Sam is a Jew but if he were to do the Christianly thing he would appologize "Em Sturz" (4:59:33 PM): (wait i forgot where i was going with tthis) "Em Sturz" (5:00:42 PM): Ok, I think what I was trying to say is that we would love it if You could please help Samuel to do the Christianly thing and appologize to Amanda for being so heartless. "Em Sturz" (5:00:59 PM): One moment God, I have to Google the Ten Comandments "Em Sturz" (5:02:48 PM): Ok God\ "Em Sturz" (5:03:08 PM): I found at least one Commandment that Samuel has violated "Em Sturz" (5:03:19 PM): Number Two "Em Sturz" (5:03:47 PM): Oh wait. That was wrong. I meant Number... "Em Sturz" (5:04:03 PM): Eight "Em Sturz" (5:04:23 PM): "You shall not steal." "Em Sturz" (5:04:31 PM): You see, God "Em Sturz" (5:04:42 PM): Samuel stole from Amanda. "Em Sturz" (5:04:58 PM): He stole her heart. And he stole tears from her eyes. "Em Sturz" (5:05:03 PM): (and that was corny..... "Em Sturz" (5:05:03 PM): ) "Em Sturz" (5:05:28 PM): And now I'm asking you to help him to the Christianly thing and appologize to her. "Em Sturz" (5:05:32 PM): Thank You "Em Sturz" (5:05:35 PM): Amen |